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Welcome to Alania Communications web-site. Here you can learn about company's products and services. This site also offers a good technical support for our customers, troubleshooting informations and description of pager communications.
Irrelevant Info on the Author
The magnificient creator of this site is currently lost in a vast realm of web-design, HTML coding and CGI scripting. He was reported missing on Feb 6th, 1999, after two months of meticulous introspection and self-contemplation. There are speculations, that this reflections resulted in a critical change of identity, so critical that he even transcended the limits of the known universe and thus disappeared. We all warned him that this could be dangerous, but he never was able to listen to anybody.
Last week he was noticed somewhere around school's computer lab and canteen. To find him there you will have to undertake a trip to Halden, Norway where those mysterious places are situated in the heart (and soul) of Østfold College. You can also reach him via email, but his address can be found only in CIA, in green files on the 3rd floor, restricted sector, first turn on the right, two miles down the hall, room 77Q. Be sure to take your ID (driver's license will do), since those files are highly classified.
There is also an ungoing rumour that he is creating another site. There is a place in the Web where, you can see his pictures. On one of them he can be found extremely drunk. Live witnesses say that even in that condition he was still talking about philosophy and the search of the Ablosute. However; we think that he was just looking for another bottle of the famous vodka. One was found a last in a refrigerator, and when his thurst for Truth was satisfied, he most shamelessly haressed two young girls. Luckily enough, those two were Russians, so no lawsuit was filled.
The author of this site hasn't got his Master of Letters degree from Oxford yet, so please feel free with your advices on content, spelling, grammar, etc.
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